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...welcomes you to a
Murder Mystery Dinner Cruise on the

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE DEAD"

Rosetta (Rosie) Maletti is throwing a surprise birthday party for her husband, mob boss Gino "Fugeddabodit" Maletti, and you're all invited to attend on the gala cruise ship called The Majestic docked right here in good old Cleveland, Ohio.

Anthony "Showbiz" Albrega who is from a different family will be on hand to belt out your favorite rat pack tunes and Carmine "The Scar" Viscarro who is Gino's bodyguard, will be keeping an eye on his boss at the party. Rosie never goes anywhere without her personal psychic, Madame Shlatka Mambruha who is said to possess gypsy magic so she will be there advising Rosie.

A while back, famed politician Jimmy "Toop" Trafficani was sentenced to ten years hard time for his association and involvement with known criminals, namely wise guys. Toop's good friend Gino Maletti pulled some strings and got him shock probation and ever since then, Jimmy and Gino have been thick as thieves. Gino bankrolled Toop's new profession as a private investigator. Toop will be at the party overseeing security.

Roxanne "Doll Face" Dolovich who holds a position in the community service organization that Rosie and Gino operate, who incidentally is Carmine's arm candy, wouldn't dream of missing her boss's birthday party, so she will be there in tow. It is tradition with the "Maletti Family" to celebrate other friends of the family's birthday along with the boss's, so all that share his same birth date, are most welcome and encouraged to celebrate with the "boss."

With this motley crew, there's just no telling how wild this party is gonna get, but I'm sure you'll drop dead laughing. So come one, come all, to Gino's big birthday bash, as we bring you the "Wise Guy theme Mystery" titled: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE DEAD!

Feel free to visit the M. O. B. Inc. BITS Events N/E website at www.bitseventsnortheast.com and enter one of our contests just browse the PICS from our past show on the Majestic as well as other Ohio shows.

So all aboard the beautiful Majestic for this fantastic comedy-filled mystery play! Remember when you were a kid and you used to play dress-up? Well, this is your chance to do it all again. So feel free to get that tuxedo or pin-stripe suit out of the closet and dress to the nines. Or if you wish, casual dress-up will suffice. The important thing is that you're comfortable and enjoy yourself to the fullest with B.I.T.S. Events North East and Mysteries Off Broadway's production of "Happy Birthday, You're Dead!"

Show Dates:
Show Times
  • October 11
  • November 8
  • December 6
Two Shows:

Boarding—6:00 p.m.,
Show—6:30 p.m.- 9:00 p.m.

Boarding—9:30 p.m.
Show—10:00 p.m.-12:30 a.m.

B.I.T.S. Events Northeast Cast
      • Boarding begins 30 minutes prior to show time
      • Full dinner included
      • All for only $75 (includes tax & port charges). 

Call 440-243-5141 for reservations

Seating is VERY limited. Reservations are strongly recommended.


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